You made my morning! I’m so glad we met, and so glad to have someone to laugh at — er, with — me when I’m having one of those days, powerwashing my nose and ceiling with the kitchen sink.

You aren’t likely to get past the phase you’re in, that “new to Medium, have to check stats every five minutes” thing. It’s the dopamine. It’s a Pavlovian response. The site’s been carefully, lovingly, designed that way. It’s not a BAD thing, but so remember to do OTHER things. Eat, sleep, shower...

Speaking of which... time to get up! Good morning! And thank you, again, for including me here, new friend!