You know, these are strange times. No judgment. You know that I am rooting for you to get on and stay on that wagon, because I like you as a human bean and because you're a better writer when you're on it than when you're in the ruts it left behind.

P.S. I already told P.G. that I'm about to join y'all today, though - as I prepare to write something worthy of the Top Shelf, I figure I might as well help myself to something FROM the Top Shelf.