Well, this is nice but maybe your timing's off! I just deleted a 15 year old Twitter account and have absolutely no regrets at all. Blew away TikTok, Tumblr, Pinterest, and... something else... can't remember... that wasn't "sparking joy." I am my own self-help guru, these days! (First, they came with the quotations. Then, the fortune-cookie platitudes... Because thinking is too hard. But I love how you chew them up and spit them out with good-natured humor. We ought to do this more often! Dissect the meaningless drivel that passes for profundity.)