Well, it was either share some laughs with readers or fork over a gazillion bucks to travel to Ukraine, hire a P.I., spike the dude’s wine, and punch him in the face for what was probably worth, at best, $400. It was really the principle of the thing, and I’d rather travel to Ukraine one day under happier circumstances. I’m glad you enjoyed it! I’m pretty sure I’ve gotten my money’s worth, out of this one, over the years.

I know, last I checked, back when I was still angry enough to remember the guy’s name, all his domains and his real name showed up on every blacklist and honeypot I could find, so I figure I wasn’t the only one ticked off, and he probably had the real Russian mob after him.

What is it they say? “Living well is the best revenge.”