So she's on top of things, but not agile enough to beat you down the stairs with the ibuprofen, eh?

…nket and strained my shoulder. Hey! Those things are freaking heavy, man! Like, twenty-five pounds. My new little girlfriend (5'4" and 115 lbs) can’t even sleep under it because it crushes her (yep, had to throw that in there. . .heh, heh, heh).
“Come To Jesus, Chuckie. Just One More Stair, And You’re There”
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Dec 20, 2020
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So she's on top of things, but not agile enough to beat you down the stairs with the ibuprofen, eh?
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Written by Holly Jahangiri
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