ROFL!!! I don't want anyone who hasn't actually lived telling me that. I once had a law student try to hire me to ghost write his autobiography. Talk about your privileged, entitled, smugly superior, white boys... I stole his Tom Lehrer tape and stopped returning his phone calls after listening to him drone on about how interesting he was for about an hour. I was supposed to be flattered he thought I was good enough to write the book. I'd have rathered poison pigeons in the park.