ROFL - 57 claps, for this?

Christina Meier Ph.D and Rasheed Hooda, thank you for the giggles. I’m going to laugh my tush off if this turns out to be one of my more popular stories here.

On second thought, if it really does, I’ll go drown myself and my sorrows in cheap ginger beer and salty tears.

I’m trying to beta test things before finalizing feedback for Medium. Thanks for the, um, “encouragement”!