Oh, my overused beloveds are "actually," ellipses, and parenthetical phrases.

I have always said that my ambition is to write a perfectly wonderful book that breaks just about every convention required to land itself on the "Banned and Challenged" list, just for the free publicity. I don't think I could make myself commit egregious errors of spelling and grammar on purpose, for such a strategic cause. Not unless I enlisted the aid of Sir Finngelo.