I can get close to a perfect score on those headline analyzers but they're MORE vague and laughable (that said, maybe I should do it for the lulz and the clicks, eh?)

You know me - you can always be honest! PLEASE. (As long as it's not just a cruel, personal attack, of course. I used to get feedback like, "Customers say our documentation sucks." I'd just laugh and say, "Could you go back and ask them to be more SPECIFIC? I can't fix 'sucks,' but maybe if you get them to tell you HOW it sucks, I can." (Turned out it was our search engine - they couldn't FIND the docs. Well, the only help there is "Go back and tell them to Google it." But of course I want the painfully honest deets.)

Jaw (like the thing you flap up and down when you talk); Han (like Han Solo in Star Wars); Geary (as in a watch or a car - something with lots of gears). ;) Or, you know, for those who studied phonetics: Just like it's spelled. ;) I don't know why everyone wants to make the J sound like a Y. I used to have a coworker who'd exaggerate it at lunch time and ask, "Ya HUNgary?" And I'd glare at her and say, "WHY vonne?" (People with funny names shouldn't make fun of each other! LOL)