Being newly single in the midst of a pandemic with no end in sight is gonna suck.

At least when people smoked, you had, “Can I get a light?" or “Need a light?" I mean, “Want a breath mint?" just doesn’t have the same effect.

How about, “Hi! I’m recently divorced, I think I’m horny but it’s been so long since I had sex I may just have the munchies, and I suck at starting conversations but how about we talk about YOU for the rest of the evening? I’ll buy the first round of drinks!”