And so much more demonstrably than writing, "OMG THE APP SUCKS!" LOL
Really, beta testing all the app's features was really my ONLY aim, and in fact, I had made this an unpublished draft - but then had to test the Publish capabilities and that's when I realized I couldn't UNlock it. I could unLIST it. But only using the desktop version.
So...
I left it as it. Published. Locked. Earns money. Not a lot of money, but given the applause and comments I've received on it, why shouldn't it earn a few pennies?
Also, it's made me - and judging by comments, a few others - laugh. That's worth a lot, right there!